Crashout Goddess Soap | Grapefruit Mint Vanilla | Calming Ritual Bar

$8.99


🧼 For the moments when you’re one text away from flipping a table—there’s Crash Out Goddess.

Crafted as a ritual for emotional reset, this bar blends juicy grapefruit and fresh mint to cool your fire, while creamy vanilla soothes your spirit like a soft exhale. It’s the soap you reach for when you’ve had it—when you need a reset that doesn’t just cleanse your body, but clears the psychic clutter too.

Sprinkled with calming blue cornflower petals and kissed with plant-based shimmer, this bar turns your bath into a sanctuary. Use during moon rituals, post-meltdown moments, or anytime your nervous system needs a hug and a chill pill.

Urban Dictionary definition of ā€œCrash Outā€:
To get really mad or upset; lose all your self control.
ā€œKeep playing with me and I’ma crash out!ā€

Well sis—you crashed. Now let’s rinse that rage off and rebalance like the glittery goddess you are.

🌿 Ingredients:
Rendered beef tallow, coconut oil, RSPO palm oil, sweet almond oil, castor oil, avocado oil, lye, sodium lactate, fragrance oil (grapefruit, mint, vanilla), ethically sourced mica, plant-based glitter, blue cornflower petals

🌱 Wildfresh Promises:
• No Prop 65 ingredients
• No synthetic additives—only ingredients from nature
• No parabens, carcinogens, or mutagens
• No reproductive, organ, or acute toxins
• Fragrances are phthalate-free, vegan & cruelty-free
• Made with upcycled and renewable ingredients

ā™»ļø Why Bar Soap?
Because the Earth doesn’t need more plastic bottles and your spirit doesn’t need more chemicals. Our bar soaps are a return to ritual—solid, simple, and sacred. Each bar is a small rebellion against throwaway culture, crafted to honor the planet and your body. While liquid soaps drown in synthetic additives and plastic waste, our bars are rich in nourishing oils, wrapped in minimal, eco-conscious packaging. It’s not just soap. It’s a spell for sustainability.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I occasionally take on custom requests. If you’re looking for a special bundle, ritual set, or curated gift, message me to discuss your idea.

Sizing details

Soaps are hand-cut, which means each bar may vary slightly in size and shape. Most bars average around 4–4.5 oz. Oils and fragrances are poured to fill the bottle (by volume, not weight).

Care instructions

Keep soaps in a cool, dry place and let them drain fully between uses to extend their life. Store oils away from direct sunlight, and give them a gentle shake before use. Candles and incense should always be burned with care and never left unattended.

Gift wrapping and packaging

Yes. All orders are wrapped eco-consciously with care. If your order is a gift, you can leave a note at checkout and I’ll include it.

Wholesale availability

I’m open to wholesale orders for shops and boutiques aligned with my values. Message me to discuss details.

Can your ritual oils be used on skin?

Some oils, yes. MOST blends are skin-safe and can be worn as perfume, in baths, or used to anoint candles. Others are ritual-only (like ZeroGrace) and not intended for skin contact. Each listing notes this clearly—please read carefully. Always patch test if you have sensitive skin.

Custom and personalized orders

There’s no single ā€œrightā€ way. Trust your intuition. Soap can be part of a cleansing ritual, oils for anointing or daily wear, candles and incense for setting sacred space. Use them in the way that resonates most with you.

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. Everything is crafted in small batches with clean, conscious ingredients and packaged with sustainability in mind. Always cruelty-free and created to honor both you and the Earth.

Do you accept returns or exchanges?

No. Because many Wildfresh creations are used for personal care and ritual, they cannot be returned once opened. They’re meant to bond with you and carry your energy. For both hygienic and energetic reasons, I cannot accept them back.
If something is wrong with your order, please reach out—I’ll always do my best to make it right.

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